Tuesday, 10 May 2011


OK with the near fatal incident with the giant strawberry over, I hope!! I've decided to be a bit more optimistic as only I can.  I have decided to list some people and spoons (?) I classify as legends.

To make this easier and quicker, I'm going to simply copy a list I made previously, this was five years ago or more.  It will be interesting if I'm still 100% beside these.  I previously classified these as 'God-like people' but in my older and wiser state, lets classify these people as legends.  I'll add the captions that belonged to these as well

Sir Alan - Aha, makes me laugh at myself and others
 Alex Jones - Balls of steel or else an elaborate hoax

Bill Hicks - My Bible

Johnny Cash - The man in black, how I want to remember him, not this loved up holywood makeover crap
The Clash - I wanna riot, a riot of my own!

Eamonn Mc Cann - Brings fun and realism to politics

Falling Down - shows how the little man can still make a difference if he puts his mind to it

Jimi Hendrix - Prob the most awesome musician ever

Howard Marks - Now we've reached the hour of spliff politics

 Ian curtis - Dance, dance, dance to the radio ( or like a maniac)
Jack Charlton - Honourary Irishman

Jeremy - Simplistic in a genius type manner

Keegan - I'd luv it we wud beat em (still waiting for our day)

Ned Kely - Not bad for a steeky irishman

 Larsson - King of kings, never seen a more all-round technical player

Mandela - Brilliant revolutionist, who persisted for what he knew would be justice

Bob Marley - Chill Winston!!

Tony montana - U need people like me!! Yes we do indeed

Packie - My first football hero

John Peel - R.I.P., probably the reason I dont listen to radio nemore, irreplaceable

Richard Pryor - Funny ass mofo

No body tells me what to do, no not me!

The Quo - Makes air guitar hip

Ricky Gervais - Sarcastic c****
rob-da-bank - Even his jumper has heroe qualities

Johnny Rotten - General nuisance

Shearer - Dedication and loyalty at its greatest

Mr Spoon - Shows how far a good imagination can go

strummer - dehumanisation

Trevor & Simon - Swing your pants


What a stupid topic, shame it does actually affect 95% of the population!!
You imagine, no celebrity culture, the death of the red-tops!!! The nation would be in arms, or more than likely lying in a drink and drunk induced puddle of depressed vomit!!  Where else can they glorify their shitty little waste of an existence?? Apologies, if I offend, but people are sucked into this world were the lifes of talentleess nobodies are glorified. Even look at the bland music, Slow Patrol fronted by Gary Nobody ffs, where have all the rock n rollers gone!!

Really have been in and out of what I think on this topic.  Didnt think it meant much other than just glorifying the stupidity we have become.  IF we want to know the ins and out of our celebritys lifes, whats the harm.  Look at Jordan, she gets what she reaps, if she wants stupid peoples money let her have it, not that her personality will stay forever.  Cry me a river you stupid ignorant people.

Seen BBC programme with George Galloway, now this is a sharp cookie and in my book a very respectable and good cat, i mean man.  He is pursuing what most people cant afford and Risking his money in taking these cronies into court, the only place that any truth will come out of their sordid little lifes.  Galloway is rightly doing them for recording his mobile phone illegally, this guy remember is an elected MP. 

Dont get me wrong, when I found out about giggsy having an affair with ex Big-Brother (the irony) contestant, i did intially feel something, dont think it was as strong as sadness,but you get the jist.

(I just near choked on a strawberry, folks always be careful when eating at a funny angle and also remember that anyday could be your last, haha, i'm a depressing git, dont worry I'm coming out of it, sure I near died, haha)

Anyways, this whole thing is an epidemic, it affects near all of us to a degree.   I protest at my partner buying the shitty mags and encouraging this ridiculous industry, I also wont be buying redtops ever again, fuck them, the dirty creeps.

Jersey - The Devils Island

Anyone whos ever been to Jersey may comment on their beautiful dairy goods and their fantastic landscape.  Go deeper though, and most in my opinion may mention an unnerving feeling about this small island.

As far as I know it only has approx. 90,000 inhabitants.  During the second world war, the nazis occupied this island, and wanted to regard it as their Gibraltar, untouchable.  The nazis designed underground buildings including a hospital, what went on here will be a mystery, the nazis have a very dark history including many inhuman experiments.

It is reported during the nazi occupation over 900 babies were born of JErsey woman and of german men.  The whereabouts of these children are very unclear, maybe they are protecting themselves or in other cases they may have been systematically abused.

Recently a childs skull was found under the grounds of the chldrens home of the island Haut de la Garenne.  This lead to the finding of systematic child abuse within the island, many links to politicians and masons are found in researching the topic.

I have found through researching black magic and masonry through people such as Alistair Crowley, that some see child abuse as a way of opening up a portal to another dimension,  WTF (what the fuck!!).  This may go hand in hand, with particular members of the allies continuing the abuse of children in a small nearby island to the UK once the war had finished.  The population of many 'bastard' children could be a reason why this sick behaviour attached itself to this land.

Anyhows, Ive got more to cover, so heres a BBC panorama programme on the issue, unfortunately the 3rd part is only available it seems, possibly for legal reasons.  i might contact the youtube uploader and ask more.

Theres another reason why Jersey has been in my head the past few days.  Talking to a new close friend on saturday, and she mentioned her stay on the island.  She didnt particularly like the place due to its unnerving feelings.  She mentioned some ghost stories.   One where she walked through a tunnel and seen a young adult and old man walk towards her.  She moved out of the way for the young adult but the old man was nowhere to be seen.  No escape exits on the rest of the way to the end of the tunnel, she thought he may be at the end, unfortunately not, and was nowhere to be seen.

This place reminds me of my first ever memory, which looking back could have been a very strong nightmare.  This appeared in many of my dreams/nightmares as a child.

I was a young child at the time of the visit maybe 2/3.  Anyhow, the vision I have is of me being pushed in a old fashioned pram, towards the end of a steep cliff, possibly devils cove.  Towards the end is a wee hut, looks like a shed, were pottery was sold.  I have no idea if this places exists or did I visit it at all.  I will ask my parent questions on this visit.  The proximity of the sea, was also scary.

The dream/vision might sound not too scary, but it was the unnerving feeling always that the person pushing me was of dark spirits.  My bro said he had some bad memories of the place as well, and we both have a dislike of certain pottery we associate with this visit.  My mother-in-law bought me the same pottery years ago, didnt like it, but of course never said anything.

Anyway after talking to the bro recently, he said the holiday was a bit of a nightmare looking aback on it.  HE says our family friends child was continually in a bad form, crying hysterically etc.  We were all young then so its very unclear.  Maybe the child who was 9 around then was having really bad nightmares, I hope nothing bad had happened, both sets of parents were very clever and aware so I find this unlikely.  Very disturbing though when you realise the amount of abuse carried out here in such a small place.,

From other sources, it is rumoured that Jimmy Saville was a big visitor to the childrens home and brought children to the islands opera house, another place were systematic abuse may have taken place.  Gordon Brown? Tony Blair?? Possibilities, my friends

Heres a blog of a local Jersey, who just happened to be an ex-senator